Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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