Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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