I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
