HIV tests are more positive than that guy
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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