can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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