you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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