This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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