So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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