remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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