i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
