listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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