physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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