How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
