he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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