i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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