We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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