you would pick up someone in the library
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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