rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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