And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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