great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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