Im at strip club and am horny
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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