This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm like, not good at living.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
