Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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