Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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