Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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