Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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