butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so explain again why im purple
no
I think I won the penis lottery.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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