My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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