whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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