We're facebook friends in real life
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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