Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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