Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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