So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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