Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Can I color on your dick again?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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