He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize