i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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