remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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