I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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