Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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