she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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