I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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