I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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