oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
