Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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