He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude i'm inner monologue high
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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