then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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