Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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