Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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