WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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