Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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