hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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