READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
