I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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