Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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