So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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