i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
