would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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